Psychotic

Tuesday June 11th, 1996.

Old man, canoe settled in the middle of the lake.

“Bet you think a seventy year old man couldn’t do

A hundred pushups in the middle of a cnoe, now do ya?”

I stand, my dog at the end of leash, both of us stare.

Before I can even evoke a simple response, he continues,

“I’ve been in the circus since I was fifteen,” he yells.

“What!? You don’t believe me?

I’m gonna put this canoe on my van, that’s my van over there.”

A woman jogger passes me as I walk slowly to my car.

I greet her and in the distance hear the old man start up.

“Bet you think a seventy year old man –“

TEXT_Michael Weems

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